Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Mars and Venus in a Nutshell

Her Diary
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.


About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


His Diary
Boat wouldn't start, can't figure it out, at least I got laid.

10 comments:

  1. This is so real! It made me laugh out loud. :) Great one.

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  2. ROTFL!! Hilarious and spot on! I'm sending to my husband. Great post!!

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  3. That was sooo funny, Rachel! Where did you find this!! It's perfect... even hubby loved it!

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  4. Men, always thinking with the wrong head. I love it.

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  5. Ooh, he was distract by his boat.

    Gees, men and their toys.

    Janice~

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  6. ROFLMAO Thanks for the laugh!

    Roz Lee

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  7. Too funny! Being the wife of a boat lover, I SO get that!

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  8. OMG, this is SO TRUE. roflmao

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  9. Glad ya'll liked it! My friend Angie sends me emails like this all the time. I'm always meaning to post them but ... you know what they say about the road to good intentions :).

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  10. Priceless post! Thanks for the laugh.

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